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We are THE MORANS, an unruly rock band of uneducated blue-collar rednecks from Sammamish, WA. We may not be the sharpest tacks in the box, but one thing we actually know how to do is ROCK! We play covers of 90's-centric bands such as as Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, and Primus. Some of the songs in our setlist are really hard, but we're just clueless enough to play them anyway!

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The Moran (Moranus redneckus) is a modern-day descendent of Homo neanderthalensis. It thrives on a diet of cheap beer and mini-mart food. Morans tend to congregate at monster truck rallies and gun shows, and can be easily identified by their patriotic colors, lack of personal hygeine, and uncoordinated dancing. If you encounter a Moran in the wild, it may offer to drink with you, fight with you, or both, so use caution!
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Band logo designed by Russ Madeira.